rusty Sushi was founded circa 1842*, january 15, at 4:35pm in Brooklyn, NY. It was founded by a jolly but slightly askew fellow named Sir Sam, who believed adamantly that the American public needed the luxury of private delivery raw fish on rice. He was a very smart man, and noticed a trend of laziness and lethargy growing exponentially in the expanding american economy. And indeed he was right, as now even McDonalds delivers, in an era where the fat public is too lazy to get into its SUVs to drive the one mile to its favorite fastfood joint.

However, since Sir Sam was slightly askew, he did not base his business plan on this, but on his cat, Krusty¹ the Cat (or, Krusty the Kat, depending on whom you ask.) This cat was² the epitome of laziness at its best; he was very fat, and spent all day lying about the house sleeping. In fact, he would mosly only lick the area around his head, because it required him to move the least. The cat was however a chowhound, and loved his food more than life itself. Thus, Sir Sam the King of all Things Good and True based his business plan around the actions of his fatass cat.

Bringing his idea to life, Sir Sam wrote the Krusty Sushi website in a series of journals now on display at Krusty Sushi Corporate Headquarters. Nobody at the time could make any sense of the journals, as they were written in HTML in a time when horses pulled busses on the streets and the internet, like almost everything else, was run on steam. But, Sir Sam was slightly askew, and his patrons honored (humored) his persistent requests to put the site on the internet. Not sure what to do, the patrons merely put the journals in a stack on top of the internet itself. However, the spot they chose was right next to a steam valve, and the journals got slightly ruined. What was left of the journals, along with patchwork done by the fine folk at the modern Krusty Sushi Company, eventually became the website we all have come to know and love today.

On the subway a couple days ago, I noticed a guy with a whole lot of cumbersome items and a huge shoulder bag with the name of an online delivery service on it. Apparently people order things off the website, and they give this guy $1.50 ($2.00 now :O\ ) to go on the subway and deliver these things to people in the city. One can really get anything delivered to one's front door from an online site, from coffee and groceries to televisions to cosmetics and clothes. When you think about it, there is really only one thing left which has not fallen prey to this country's delivery fiasco: sushi. Sushi is really the final frontier, completing the consortium of things one can get without leaving one's chair.

If for any reason you find yourself with a question or comment about the site or store or anything having to do with Krusty Sushi, don't be shy. Send an email to krustysushi@nyc.rr.com. We will be more than happy to answer your questions, review your comments, take your credit card numbers, or assess your philisophical insight, if we feel like it. After all, what do we value more than our esteemed customers? (cough, cough)





*Date not accurate at all.
¹Some of you might be wondering if there is any relation to Krusty the Clown from the Simpsons; however, we can make no legal claim as to the basis for the cats name. No legal claim.
²is. He is and continues to be very much alive and young and fuzzy and krusty.

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