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Anago

Sea Eel

                     

These slimy, vivacious delicacies are caught by hand from one of the seven seas. Because they're so so slimy and squirmy and nasty, it takes three full days to catch one eel, more, if the catcher is more squeemish than average. They emit a 50V AC current when put within the field of a flux capacitor. This makes them even more difficult to catch, unless you are Michael J. Foxx, who is frequently too busy to help us out. These eels are ONLY i repeat ONLY good with eel sauce, which sours well while sitting in the storage section of a post office.