Hokkigai

Surf Clam Dude

This guy can be found off the coast of LA. He likes long romantic walks on the beach, followed by hours of hot steamy lying around in the sand cause, well, he's a clam. He's also real succeptible to E. Coli and Salmonella, especially when sitting on a postal truck. This adds a real flavor to the krust on him, and a satisfying crunch. Enjoy.