Definitions. For the purposes of this document, the terms shall adhere to their respective definitions, as given below. Company or The Company shall refer to the Krusty Sushi and its affiliates, a unique entity separate from its officers. The Website refers to any web page made available to the general public with the title or heading "Krusty Sushi" which resides on the server controlled by the Company; sites with outside links to the Website or any page not meeting the aforementioned criteria, including but not limited to sites linked to from the Website, are not part of the Website and not under the control of the Company. Product or Products is/are anything sold by the Company which is composed of or composed partly of dead organic matter, such as fish; Products may all and only be found listed under the "Sushi" or "Sashimi" sections of the Website. Merchandise is anything sold by the Company which is listed under the "Merchandise" section of the Website; Merchandise cannot be a Product. Customer shall refer to anyone who gives money to the Company with the intent of buying Merchandise or Products from the Company. For the intents and purposes of this Document, God will refer to the CEO of the Company. The Legal section and 'this Document' refers to this document. An Idiot shall be defined as anyone who willingly consumes or ingests, or causes the consumption or ingestion of any of the Company's Products. Guarantee mentioned anywhere on the Website except for the Legal section refers to the Guarantee of Arrival. A Transaction will be defined as the summation of the following steps, in the following order: Customer gives Money to the Company with the intent of buying Products or Merchandise from the Company, Company accepts the payment and gives confirmation to the Customer of Transaction, Company Agrees to Mail Products. Viewer refers to anyone who views the Website upon their own volition.

Liability. The Company shall not be liable for any damages done by or defects in its Products and Merchandise, nor anything on the Website which may be construed as offensive or misleading. Nothing herein shall be deemed or construed as offensive to anyone and shall be entirely protected under the First Amendment and the Second Amendment, as amended from time to time. The Website is intended for Entertainment and non-consumables Vending Purposes only. The Company makes no claims as to the truthfullness or accuracy of any information contained within the Website, and makes no guarantees as to the quality, freshness, availability, or existance of its Products and Merchandise. Except as hereinafter and herinbelow stated, the Company makes no warranties or representations of any kind, express or implied, including the warranty of fitness for a particular use. The Company shall not be held responsible for any delays or discrepancies in its service which were affected by circmstances outside of its control or Acts of God. By ordering any Product or Merchandise from the Company or the Website, or by viewing any other page other than the index (index.html), the Customer or Viewer agrees to the terms and conditions of this Document. Once the Products and Merchandise are mailed, they will be considered the property of the Customer, and the Company will not be responsible for any use or misuse that they may endure. The Company does not condone consuption of its Products, nor does it mean to suggest in any way that its Products should be consumed by anyone or anything. Anyone who consumes or ingests any of the Company's Products is defined for the purposes of this Document as an Idiot. Idiots waive thier right to sue or hold responsible the Company for anything relating to its Products or Merchandise or its use or misuse in any way. Any Idiot who consumes a Product assumes the risk for contacting any physical or emotional ailment or disability, including, but not limited to, tomane poisoning, the runs, stomach ache, headache, e-coli poisoning, whooping cough, genital herpes, pregnancy or death (express or implied). The Company, as defined as an independent entity, is responsible where applicable to the terms and conditions of this Document for every facet of its operations, and Officers of the Company may not be held personally responsible in any way under any circumstances for anything relating to the Company and its operations, as applicable to United States Law, no matter what their influence of said operations. The Company shall not be held responsible for typographical errors on the Website. Company shall not be liable for damages of other kind, including but not limited to incidental or consequential damages. You are on your own, buddy!

Guarantee of Arrival. Any mention of or reference to a Guarantee of any type or kind on the Website, with the exception of the Legal section, refers to the Guarantee of Arrival. The Company employs the United States Postal Service (USPS) or another recognized deliver service as an independent contractor; the Company does not guarantee any service offered by said contractor nor is the Company liable for any discrepancies in the service of the USPS or other recognized delivery service. For purposes of this definition, the term "Arrival" means arrival of a Product, post-paid, in a U.S. Government mailbox or other recognized delivery service. The Guarantee of Arrival merely guarantees that if the Company completes a Transaction with a Customer, the corresponding Products will be deposted in a U.S. mailbox, with an appropriate amount of stamps affixed thereto, or otherwise mailed. The Company makes no claims as to the speediness it will process its transactions or the time at which the Products and Merchandise will arrive to the Customer. Products and Merchandise subject to avalibility. Offer of Guarantee of Arrival is void where prohibited by law.