Who the hell are you?
That's a very interesting question. Since I don't have time to go off to an Ashram for five years right now, I'll have to get back to you.
Okay, how about some vital stats?
Late twenties, female, 6'2, an undisclosed number of pounds. Brown hair, green eyes, pug nose and freckles. Rumored to look like an overgrown elf.
Education?
Too much. BA from the University of Pennsylvania, Class of 1994, English Literature and Economic. MBA from the University of Chicago, Class of 2001, Economics and a number of other things.
Employment?
Previously. . . startup victim, editorial assistant, network engineer, investment banking summer associate. Presently, sort of an executive copy girl at the World Trade Center disaster site.
Why don't you have a real job?
Bet on the wrong horse in the 2001 Management Consulting Employment Sweepstakes. Right now I'm looking for a job and working on another startup.
Do you have any hobbies?
I cook well, read a lot (obviously), follow the Yankees (religiously), go out a couple of nights a week. . . what the hell, you don't care. Time for cute doggie picture.
Don't you have better things to do than work on this web page all the time?
Don't you have better things to do than email me with silly questions?